3RD TEST SYDNEY

Congratulations to the Wallabies on finally defeating a rather worn out Lions and finally putting everything together in the third game from attack, defence, the whole package.

There is no doubt that those of us who have gone off Australian rugby union due to the pathetic lacklustre efforts of the Wallabies for many years, combined with the politically correct, woke, and gutless stance of Rugby Australia (together with Cricket Australia) are back on board.

The reason we are back on board is because you now deserve our support.

So, what a change that is.

We have been surprised and delighted at the commitment and determination of this team. We have been impressed, in particular, with the smooth attack and great hands of the backs. We have been impressed in parts of the first and second Tests with the Wallabies’ defence under Lions’ pressure. In particular though in this game the Wallabies’ defence, in relation to the storm trooping like attacks by the Lions as they tried to get over the line, largely without success, was superb. Quite superb. The Lions finally made it over at the end but you kept them without possession of the ball for most of the match.

In terms of Australia's huge possession of the ball, we did notice that in this match the Lions did lose many line-outs and made plenty of uncharacteristic stuff-ups and dropped ball. And at times, due to torrential rain, it was necessary to play kick to kick in order to gain territory without dropping the soap that was the ball.

Australia's kicking game was better than the Lions'. Everyone was bunched up in attacking the line, which made for easier defence of the line and plenty of phases due to the fact that in these conditions you had to keep the ball, the cards, close to your chest so as not to create dropped ball. So that was purist rugby and great to watch.

You won without Lynagh. White was superb. What a great send off. Wright was also totally dynamic in attack and defence. The forwards did their job, though what wins matches and Test matches is when everyone plays their own role, their own separate role in the whole, which created here a different system and synergy that we have not witnessed in Australian rugby for a long time. Lightening finally struck.

It is really important to say that the Wallabies improved in each Test. Brought your game to a higher level in each game. This is hugely important because it means that as a group together with the coaching staff you analysed your game, your strengths and your weaknesses very well and you showed that you were, more than anything, interested in winning the contest.

So, we are looking forward to the August rugby against the Springboks and All Blacks to see what’s going to occur.

Thank you British and Irish Lions for your superb rugby. It was of course very difficult for you to keep on keeping on especially in those dreadful conditions on Saturday and when you are looking forward to jumping on the plane and going home to be with your family.

All round, that was a wonderful series.

Man of the series hard to pick. Itoje and Curry equally perhaps.

2ND TEST MELBOURNE

That was one for the ages. In fact, as far as the Wallabies are concerned, that was one for about 22 years. We haven’t seen the Wallabies play like that since around the 2003 World Cup game against England, which they lost.

There was such quick movement of the ball through the backs in the first half that, no doubt, we were not the only ones who were stunned and, actually, for the first time in a long time, delighted.

However, we knew that the Lions would make a stern and disciplined comeback, which they did, with three quick tries… bang, bang, bang.

Once again, Curry was superb, although the man of the match we believe was the British and Irish Lions’ captain, Itoje. Beirne, Genge, and Sheehan were again standouts. Finn Russell was the usual mix of brilliant and reckless. So far his brilliance has dominated his sometimes risky play.

So, for the first time in quite a while, we were able to enjoy multiple phases put together by the Wallabies, which is the only way to create sustained pressure. You do not create pressure by box kicks which usually end up handing the ball on a silver platter back to the opposition together with a glass of sherry or brandy or whatever the opposition prefers. So that was something to behold. Some sustained pressure through pounding the opposition hard. Imagine Australia doing that! Imagine this generation of utter soft cocks doing that! Some intelligent and reasonably tough rugby for a change for the first time in 20 odd years. Unfortunately for the Wallabies, the British and Irish Lions, Ireland, France, the All Blacks and the Springboks do this all the time as part of their rugby DNA. Pressure through hard pounding of the coalface is what they do, as they should do.

In Australia, the dumb fuck fairy floss capital of the world, we believe the lack of success in rugby has to do with our pissweak, mollycoddling education system and our now pathetic give us a showbag of freebies culture that has destroyed this country and will continue to destroy it for years. Hence, our taking a step back to concentrate on ourselves. As such, we always love seeing the Wallabies get annihilated by the great rugby sides, but that was not the case on Saturday night when, all of a sudden, they showed some spine, some spirit, and some discipline and commitment. They showed what is lacking in Australia. Spirituality. Obviously, they have taken time out from their Labor Party and caucus and union meetings for a moment in order to attempt to rise up the ladder of success in this pathetic, gutless, spineless, stupid shithole in which we now find ourselves living in.

We then found ourselves in the last minute of the match with a superb Lions’ try thanks to some beautiful offloads, especially by Lowe, although often by Russell, a try we expected them to score. It was alleged by Australia that the Welshman, Morgan, went into the ruck high. But he did not. He went in legally and low and what we witnessed was what we term in Australian Rules (AFL) football as “an Academy Award performance” by the Wallaby concerned. Perhaps you should save that shit for the Premier League, mate.

Therefore, as opposed to the disgraceful and biased comments made by the Australian commentator on Nine and Stan at the end of the match that that try should have been disallowed, the try stood and the Lions won with ten seconds to go, as they should have. The ref having made the correct call.

Sydney will be interesting. Is it possible for an Australian team to play two good matches end on end?

1ST TEST BRISBANE

We were in hospital without Stan. We are currently watching the replay.

We understand that the Wallabies staged a good comeback in the second half.

How about doing that in the first half next week down here in Melbourne at the MCG.

We certainly know the British and Irish Lions a lot better than we do the Wallabies having watched the 6 Nations these last two years.

You are going to find that, if you are not familiar with these B&I young men, that Finn Russell is a freak and Gibson Park is as solid as Ayres Rock.

So, having watched the replay, we believe that in the second half, it is not correct to say that Australia won that half. This is due to the fact that the Wallabies did not do a thing until the 70 minute mark. So, you’re kidding yourselves if you think you’ve done that well.

It appears to us that the Wallaby replacements in the second half outshone the starting players. We like McDermott. It is also important to take into consideration that as soon as the big Englishman Curry went off, the British forward pack lost its impact. This is how much impact Curry has. As soon as he is removed from proceedings, the synergy or system in the pack is put out.

It could have been a lot worse for the Wallabies though. Credit should be given in defence to both teams. In the fourth twenty minutes of the game, there was definitely a sign of smouldering fire in the Wallabies’ attacking play. They should most definitely keep working on their attack near the line, phase by multiple phase with an emphasis on not losing possession of the Gilbert.

We are looking forward to Saturday night in Melbourne.

In complete opposition to and in contradistinction to the positivity of the sporting endeavour in any sport…

AUSTRALIA AS THE CENTRELINK OFFICE TOILET

This is why the Coalition will struggle to get back ground. Unless it comes up with bigger bribes, handouts, and freebies all based on mollycoddling and lies, then the Coalition is doomed?

We have reactivated this page in order to join the online fraternity here who believe in freedom of the individual and personal responsibility in everything, as opposed to the current Australian USSR ethos.

The fact of the matter is that we do not live in Australia anymore.

So, as we keep saying, as we continue to get stronger, you will not be receiving any freebies from us here. You will have to earn your right to access to us. We will be working on that basis now as we work towards that.

We reiterate that we exist in order to obliterate elitist deadshit c^nts like the AFL Barossa Crew and the inept, braindead Australian television media who are incapable of one original thought, and especially the deadshit braindead c*nts who broadcast football on Channel 7 (that is, when you can watch it on the weekends).

It was interesting being in hospital on the weekend and knowing that thanks to the AFL's filthy elitists, not one person in that hospital could watch their team play over the weekend on free to air. That is unAustralian. The AFL and the Labor Party could learn a lot from the people who work in place such as a huge hospital where you are at the absolute coalface of the realworld.

Therefore, due to your pathetic handout mentality as a nation, you won't be getting much from us as we work towards "subscription" but if you want anything at all valuable in your life, then you will stay on our wagon. Since you are not going to get anything valuable from the bags of wet cement being handed to you by the government or the Australian education system.

We also reiterate that you, as Australians, who love your Labor mummy so much, the mummy who mollycoddles you and feeds you and takes oh such good care of you fucken babies, while actually destroying you, are more than a pathetic bunch.

You are involved in what is known in psychology as a "toxic relationship" whereby the government keeps you dependant, which is all they want.

We exist solely outside of Labor criminality, immorality, stupidity, and their lowest of the low ideology designed to destroy, debilitate, and ultimately kill you.

Every single act the Australian government does and any words of drivel which emanate from their filthy defective putrid mouths, we will be ignoring.

And since we are not in politics, we couldn't give a f%ck what their majority is. It's irrelevant.

The fact is that it is us who have the majority of the mind, no matter how many f$cken seats they possess.

In that sense, we are now operating alone, as our own separate Higher Power.

So, you should think seriously about departing from us, the Higher Power, if you want to be like Wrexham and keep working your way upwards towards the stars.

Albanese, as we grow stronger and during the course of months and years, we look forward to continuing to wipe that pathetic smile of division, identity-based hatred, and stupidity off your f+cken face.   

We will now return to writing the Epilogue of our fourth novel which we intend to submit to publishers under a pseudonym.